Congratulations! You’ve found the most uninspired, thoughtless collection of products on the internet. (It's okay to yawn.) Here at Cami Monet, we’ve spent years creating, curating and painting beautiful, whimsical, joy-filled stationery and watercolor delights. But apparently, not everyone wants that. Some people prefer the basic, the bland, the completely forgettable.
After much reflection (and a few existential crises), we’ve decided to fully embrace mediocrity. Introducing The Boring Collection™—a revolutionary line of generic, low-effort, completely unremarkable products for those who simply do not care.
⭐️ - "I ordered a set of these placemats, and it was literally just a stack of blank paper. I could’ve done this myself.” - Ashley, Disappointed but Still Boring
⭐️⭐️ - “I was hoping for something a little more visually interesting, but I guess this is what I deserve.” - Kevin, Lives Like a College Freshman
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - "Finally, a collection that matches my lack of enthusiasm for hosting. Love it." - Taylor, Doesn’t Own Real Silverware
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "I love that I can now embrace my total lack of enthusiasm in every aspect of my life." – Greg, Still Using AOL
⭐ "I ordered the greeting card and somehow it has less personality than the automated birthday text my doctor sends me." – Brenda, Unwell
"This collection truly captures my commitment to mediocrity. Five stars." – Chad, Probably
⭐ "WHY DID I PAY FOR A NOTEPAD THAT DOESN’T EXIST. WHAT IS HAPPENING." – Jessica, Spiraling
⭐ "The party pennant just says ‘EVENT.’ This has to be a joke." – Susan, Offended on Behalf of Fun
Q: What happened to “Make Everything Fun”?
A: We saw the light. Turns out, not everyone wants their life to be a little extra. Some people enjoy vibes of extreme neutrality. They crave a world where effort is a scam and celebrations are an inconvenience. We don't have time for lovely little items.
Q: What makes this collection so…boring?
A: We’ve stripped away every ounce of joy, whimsy, and effort so you can experience the thrill of owning things that do the bare minimum. Thoughtful, high-quality goods stir up too much joy and fun.
Q: “Do these placemats come in different colors?”
A: Yes, you can choose from white, off-white, and slightly smudged printer paper.
Q: “Are the notepads lined or unlined?”
A: We’re not sure. You could just write on your hand and call it a day.
Q: Is the notepad really just an old envelope?
A: We didn’t even include the envelope. You’re on your own for that.
Q: “Is there a refund policy?”
A: No, because we assume you won’t even notice you bought this in the first place.
Q: Wait… I actually like fun things. Where do I shop?
A: Oh, so you’re one of those people who enjoys nice things and believes life should have a little ✨ personality ✨? Bold of you. Fine. You can still shop the good stuff here.
Just… keep it down. The Boring People don't like fun.
