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Raise your sword and your standards—this over-the-top opossum is here to slay…in the name of love. Featuring a crowned possum dramatically “playing dead” in a field of daisies, this watercolor card reads “Not to be dramatic, but I would die for you.” It's the perfect mix of unhinged humor and heartfelt devotion.
Ideal for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just dramatically professing your love on a Tuesday. Blank inside for your own monologue.